Traveling is great
Where the Hell is Matt? 2012 (by mattharding2718)
THe AAroN RaCqueT
Super Memory Drugs
Testing for the super memory drug proved successful when tested on mice in relation to how quickly they learned and remembered information. One particular test included mice using visual cues to find a hidden platform in a pool. It took regular mice a period of several days to remember where the platform was, but it only took the mice without PKR one try after they had learned the route.
This great invention could present great benefits for our ageing population. A pill version is in the works for human use, but it won’t be released for a couple more years.
Limitless Pill Basically SMH
I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen (by victormoreno7)
MILK IN MY SIPPY CUP! (by waxandherbalt)
It’s not cause you’re not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can’t let you in cause you’re old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.
Doorman: You old, she pregnant. Can’t have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That’s crazy, I’m only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there’s 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there’s a black midget in the crowd.